Posted by: Nate | June 9, 2009

John Mayer is a Douche

It’s been far too long since my last post, but I suppose that doesn’t matter since nobody reads this anyway.

First things first, I love John Mayer as much as the next middle-aged woman. In fact, I’d say he’s one of my top guilty pleasures. If his voice was a woman, I would — let me stop myself there.

But let’s face it, the guy is kind of a douche. I know there are plenty of rumors about his doucheness, especially when it comes to the women he’s dated, but set those aside and take a look at some of his lyrics.

For example, today while I was listening to “Daughters” (I told you he’s my guilty pleasure, fuck off), a few lyrics stood out to me:

But she’s just like a maze,
Where all of the walls all continually change.
And I’ve done all I can,
To stand on her steps with my heart in my hands.
Now I’m starting to see,
Maybe it’s got nothing to do with me.

So let me get this straight. Mayer talks about how confusing this girl is and about her emotional problems and then blames it all on her parents. Hmm… Maybe, just maybe, he is the one who fucked this girl up. Or maybe it was other guys like him. I love how he just shifts the blame to her mother and father, as if there’s no way John Mayer could ever do any wrong to a lady.

I guess he’s right, though. I mean after all, he’s bigger than his body gives him credit for.

EDIT: All anyone has to do in order to have their faith restored is watch the episode of Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory with John Mayer.


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